Sunday, November 25, 2012

Capn Morgan's Spiced Confusion

devilish stuff this cap'n morgan's spiced rum. because .... it doesn't taste of rum. it tastes of the sort of vanilla syrup a child rising to the challenge of early obesity might pour over ice cream in his or her bid to be the fattest kid on the block .... pronto.

however if you are determined to tackle this tipple don't be surprised when the following morning your brain has absconded. You may also notice that the vague discomfort your taste buds experienced as you imbibed has spread throughout your whole being because ......... while you were waiting for the gustatory hit to turn up, you absent mindedly drank a small bottle of the stuff.

am i glad i only bought the one.

don't say you haven't been warned.